Lol!! Did he actually say all this?

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I am not sure if any of it is from Mugabe though …..but have a laugh !

Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any how

Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.
They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say β€œBossu how far?”
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Ur level of
selfishness demands a one week crusade..
Robert Mugabe 2016
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It’s hard to bewitch African gals these days.Β  Every timeΒ  you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor,Β  either a Brazilian innocentΒ  woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when you lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face

R.G Mugabe 2016
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No s*x before marriage???
If that was God’s plan you would receive your Penis or Vag*na on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe

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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*

*Robert Mugabe 2016*
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β€œSucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking d*cks still baffles me…”

~Robert Mugabe
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays

#ROBERT MUGABE

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Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had s*x

-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,

Don’t be deceived by a man who texts you β€œI miss you” only when it’s raining………you are not an umbrella –

Robert Mugabe (2016)

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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?

Mugabe:Β  I will take money

Obama: But I will go for wisdom

Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks
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Stupidity is when you lick a woman with your bare tongue and later s*x her with condom. What are you preventing, catarrh or headache?
– Robert Mugabe

– Culled from Naijaloaded.com

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