Lol!! Did he actually say all this?


I am not sure if any of it is from Mugabe though …..but have a laugh !

Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any how

Robert Mugabe 2015

Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.
They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say β€œBossu how far?”
Robert Mugabe 2016

Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Ur level of
selfishness demands a one week crusade..
Robert Mugabe 2016
It’s hard to bewitch African gals these days.Β  Every timeΒ  you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor,Β  either a Brazilian innocentΒ  woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016

Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when you lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face

R.G Mugabe 2016

No s*x before marriage???
If that was God’s plan you would receive your Penis or Vag*na on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe


Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*

*Robert Mugabe 2016*

β€œSucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking d*cks still baffles me…”

~Robert Mugabe

If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays



Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had s*x

-Robert Mugabe

Dear sisters,

Don’t be deceived by a man who texts you β€œI miss you” only when it’s raining………you are not an umbrella –

Robert Mugabe (2016)


Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?

Mugabe:Β  I will take money

Obama: But I will go for wisdom

Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks

Stupidity is when you lick a woman with your bare tongue and later s*x her with condom. What are you preventing, catarrh or headache?
– Robert Mugabe

– Culled from


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